*The long tourney is finally about to reach its grand conclusion. The results from the semifinals have just come in, and each person, scattered around the Gaylord, roams around preparing for the final round to begin. In the midst of the crowd, Pearl, Marina, and Glenna are discussing the matchup...*
...I wouldn’t say that, Pearlie...
But look how far we’ve come! I’m telling ya, he’s got no shot against our flow!
o sup guyz
Welp, seems like he heard that...
Pffft... like that even matters...
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lol wut
We’re top of the food chain, dominating everyone we face! Just one more hurdle ‘till we win this race!
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Personally, I wouldn’t set expectations too high, Pearl. From what I’ve seen, admittedly, our opponent has some talent.
You’re just saying that because I saw you watching a bunch of old viral videos the other day. I had to come drag you from your setup to get a word through you!
new stuf cant beat da throwbax ;)
...I have no comment on this.
Are you kidding, lens-head? Look around! Everywhere you go, people hop on trend after trend! It’s natural for us to evolve and reach new heights! We found meaning in “staying fresh!”
dat frase iz older tahn me lol, so 2015
Our match-ups have proven that even the closest odds have been swayed in our favor, and face it! You can’t even deny that the modern lifestyle had to do with it!
nah retr0 iz trendy if anythig n0w
I hate to interrupt, but can we please settle down? Come on, Pearlie, it’s not worth it! Besides, we can’t afford to lose our focus at this point...
ya i can focus reel gud cuz ima camera
...Fine. I guess all that’s left to do now is prove ourselves in the match. We can’t be all talk, right y’all?
That’s the attitude, Pearlie! I wanna see the strongest version of Pearl that I can imagine!
a1l ur winz r belong t0 me lawl
You little-! ...Whatever. Hope you’re ready to lose, cause it’s now or never!
(Actually... this topic could make for a good Splatfest theme...)