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*The long tourney is finally about to reach its grand conclusion. The results from the semifinals have just come in, and each person, scattered around the Gaylord, roams around preparing for the final round to begin. In the midst of the crowd, Pearl, Marina, and Glenna are discussing the matchup...*
Marina

...I wouldn’t say that, Pearlie...

Pearl

But look how far we’ve come! I’m telling ya, he’s got no shot against our flow!

*The trio’s attention is then drawn to a certain little camera walking towards them...*
Marina

Welp, seems like he heard that...

Pearl

Pffft... like that even matters...

Marina

...

Pearl

We’re top of the food chain, dominating everyone we face! Just one more hurdle ‘till we win this race!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

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*Glenna couldn’t help but smirk at the exchange, as the music from her Game Boy syncs up with the flow of the rap.*
Marina

Personally, I wouldn’t set expectations too high, Pearl. From what I’ve seen, admittedly, our opponent has some talent.

Pearl

You’re just saying that because I saw you watching a bunch of old viral videos the other day. I had to come drag you from your setup to get a word through you!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

new stuf cant beat da throwbax ;)

*HyperCam’s statement seems to throw Pearl off for a second, trying to register if he meant to offend. Marina briefly glances over at Glenna.*
Glenna

...I have no comment on this.

Pearl

Are you kidding, lens-head? Look around! Everywhere you go, people hop on trend after trend! It’s natural for us to evolve and reach new heights! We found meaning in “staying fresh!”

Unregistered HyperCam 2

dat frase iz older tahn me lol, so 2015

*Pearl’s eye twitches slightly, as she begins to clench her fists.*
Pearl

Our match-ups have proven that even the closest odds have been swayed in our favor, and face it! You can’t even deny that the modern lifestyle had to do with it!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

nah retr0 iz trendy if anythig n0w

*Pearl suddenly grits her teeth, her posture shifting into a tense stance. She seems about ready to blow...*
Marina

I hate to interrupt, but can we please settle down? Come on, Pearlie, it’s not worth it! Besides, we can’t afford to lose our focus at this point...

Unregistered HyperCam 2

ya i can focus reel gud cuz ima camera

*There is a long moment of silence as Pearl tries to resist staring daggers at HyperCam, before eventually calming herself down.*
Pearl

...Fine. I guess all that’s left to do now is prove ourselves in the match. We can’t be all talk, right y’all?

Marina

That’s the attitude, Pearlie! I wanna see the strongest version of Pearl that I can imagine!

Unregistered HyperCam 2

a1l ur winz r belong t0 me lawl

Pearl

You little-! ...Whatever. Hope you’re ready to lose, cause it’s now or never!

Marina

(Actually... this topic could make for a good Splatfest theme...)