*At the Cherry Blossom Ballroom, all of the contestants and their guests are seated for orientation. John Notwoodman is on stage...*
Welcome, everyone, to the SiIvaGunner: King for a Day Tournament! Twenty-four of you, whether on your own or in teams, are here for the chance of taking over the SiIvaGunner channel for your own personalized event!
SHELL YEAH! LET’S GET THIS TOURNAMENT STARTED!
EEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WARIO GONNA WIN! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
But before we can begin proper, I would like to go over the rules and regulations for the next couple weeks...
Alright, first off, parking. The nearby parking lot requires some paperwork, so when you return to your hotel rooms, expect to receive...
Hmm, a Retro Gamer Jersey. Do I have enough cash...
...Hi. I don’t think I’ve seen you here.
not many ppl here have...im smol...
I can see that.
im hypercam
I’m, uh... Glenna.
Yo, Glenna! Who you talking to?
Oh, this is HyperCam.
who r u
This is Pearl and Marina, from Off the Hook.
Y’know, Off the Hook? The famous pop duo? “Don’t get cooked, stay Off the Hook?”
idk who taht is
Well, I guess we’re still kinda new, it’s only been a little over a year since...
NO WAY! We’re the hottest group in Inkopolis! What kinda coral have you been living under, robot?!
Alright, calm down, Pearlie.
...You okay?
Sorry, she’s been a little on edge this month... especially with machines...
It’s good to see another businessman here. You know, we at the FCC would love to have you and your programmers on our side in the war against net neutrality.
Yeah, uh, I don’t quite think we at Nintendo would particularly agree with your mandates...
Come on, I’d bet Nintendo would love to get rid of some of those pirated ROMs floating around the internet.
...Go on...
A tiny robot? Have I seen that before...?
Well, hello, little fella! Say, have you heard about the dangers of net neutrality, and what you’ll still be able to do after it’s been overturned?
...oh, RIGHT. The robot we just set on fire!
So, what exactly do you plan to do with the channel?
I intend to use the rips to propagate my plan for balance. The people only fear because they do not know salvation. Once they see my rip selection, they will finally understand and resist no longer. I expect that some may be persuaded into joining our army...
░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Google+ Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over You tube ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \ Youtube if you are with us, it was them!︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─︻╦╤─ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ ☻/ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ /▌ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ I want YOU to join Bob's army! Copy & past this message in order to take down Google+.
...Excuse me?
Hnngh...an army?
Colonel, I’ve just learned that someone named “Bob” is building an army...
omg...werd al...i have all his sogns downloaded...i know...ill play oen 4 him 2 show im a fan
...Huh?
omg hi al :DDDDDDD
Woah, you didn’t download that song, did you? Think of the solid gold Humvee you just cost the artist!
i...im sry...i...
SOLID GOLD?!
Sounds like my kinda ride! Better than that crummy old purple car!
⭐4⭐
Hm?
Wow, look at that cute toy! Where’d you get it, Geno?
I’m not sure...
Wait...Look at its blade! You don’t think it’s one of Smithy’s guys, do you?
No, it doesn’t quite look like something Smithy would create.
no im not!!!
Well then, what exactly are you?
I think it’s a camera.
Hey, mister! Say something for the camera!
Hm? Well, I’m more of a radio guy, but I’m down to please the crowds!
Hey, out there, rudies, this is K coming to you live from the Gaylord! JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Get me next!
Hey, looks like the alien’s got the grooves!
What the heck is this?
It’s aliens, dad.
Carlton, you gotta kick that alien’s BUTT!
Uh oh, looks like we’ve got a dance-off!
oooh i got teh music
This melody... it’s put a spell on them...
Yeah, I think I wanna start dancing now!
ow. taht hurt. at leest its over...
ow wth
Heh heh heh, this hotel’s got some good snacks!
Huh? Were you unda my chair just now?!
Well, you’re outta luck if you’re wantin’ one of my chips!
o no i camt eat or drink
Ahhhh, that’s good.
Lookin’ at this guy, I’m startin’ to think you’re better off fer it!
EEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOO! I didn’t know they serve liquor, are we partying up in here? Mr. 305 loves a good old fashioned party, let’s put on some good tunes and liven it up a little! You know what I’m saying? Haha.
Would you like a glass?
You know Mr. 305 loves a good tequila, because whenever there’s tequila you know the cocktails will be great!
im not 0ld enough to drink... :( i also stil phyiscaly cant!
Yo, what’s up little man, you doin alright?
therez a lot going on rn...itz a lot to process. im starting to be unsure if i can rly win dis...
Hey man, look I’ve seen what you can do. You’ve been doing a damn good job, and I was there for that era of the internet you’re all about. That shit was hype, you know, back when we had the Brawl Dojo? Haha. Nah man, you got this, really. I mean, as long as you don’t gotta fight me, right?
oh ur on!
Well, I think that went well.
My beautiful... ballroom... it’s ruined...
Oh yeah, for sure.