Oh, it’s no problem at all! You see, I had an idea one day. Wouldn’t it be cool if I held a tournament? So that’s what I did. Or, am doing, rather. Does that answer your questions?

I’m so glad you asked!

Welcome, everyone, to the SiIvaGunner: King for a Day Tournament! Twenty-four of you, whether on your own or in teams, are here for the chance of taking over the SiIvaGunner channel for your own personalized event!

EEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But before we can begin proper, I would like to go over the rules and regulations for the next couple weeks...

Alright, first off, parking. The nearby parking lot requires some paperwork, so when you return to your hotel rooms, expect to receive...

HAHAHAHA! Take that, polka boy! Y’all ain’t nothin’ against MY girth! You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothin’!

Damn man, I feel kinda bad. That K guy seemed really chill, people didn’t even get to listen to his track until the vote was halfway done, that ain’t fair...

Shit, I gotta check up on the guy, see how he’s doing.

Hey K, just wanted to-

...Round. Fucking. One. We lost on the first fucking round...how’s this shit possible?! No way they think our music’s trash, right?...Maybe it wasn’t meant for this gringo audience, I don’t fucking know man.

Yeah. You’re right I guess. Shit, but if that isn’t the case, then what was the reason we lost? That Reggie guy is chill but he was just a dude, like who the hell prefers fitness music over some real shit?

...*sigh*. Alright man, if you say so. We lost fair and square or whatever the fuck they say. Best we just accept-

[IT WAS YOU TWO.]

You know, this is a pretty quality graveyard. It reminds me, there’s this auction I’ve been bidding in for a spooky mansion out in the woods, but apparently it doesn’t come pre-haunted! Can you believe that? But now that I’m looking at this graveyard, I’m willing to bet if I bought the place and shook the corpses out into the mansion, they’d haunt the place right up! Then I could probably build something over the vacant lot, I don’t know, it’s alright real-estate. What do you think?

...I still don’t seem to understand. I don’t mind losing, but why was I called here in the first place? If there was enough demand to get me here, then why did I lose by 16%? It’s a little close, but not as close as I’d imagine, especially against a team of Booster look-alikes. While I appreciate the gesture of the invitation, do I really have that many fans?

Well, if you say so, Mallow. I suppose it is best I stay here and get to know the other participants a bit better. In fact, maybe I should go give the “Wario Bros.” a congratulations on their victory, maybe they are better than they made themselves out to be in the competition! I am sure it’s just competitive play.

Reggie, you sure you wanna do this?! I saw what happened last round with him. I don’t think we have it in the budget this year for our COO to be turned to dust!

Well, at the very least, you’re more charismatic than the *last* CEO Thanos fought against.

Hrggh... ”Bullet Hell”, huh?

Colonel, I am currently gathering intel on the contestant “ZUN”. He keeps mentioning that he’s working on some sort of “Bullet Hell”.

Maybe... but ZUN appears to be of Japanese ethnicity. He’s currently on a computer working on a project with the codename: “Violet Detector”.

Bum ch-bum – bum – bum... Yeah, that’s tight, lemme just-

Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Worldwide. The name’s DJ Professor K. Heard about ya ‘round the streets of Toyko-to. I’d ask if you’ve ever been, but it ain’t on any map! You just here to watch me do my stuff, or what?

...I wouldn’t say that, Pearlie...

o sup guyz

Welp, seems like he heard that...

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lol wut

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